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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
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Quotation[0] = "“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the weekend”.....Anonymous";
Quotation[1] = "“If today were a fish...I'd throw it back”......Anonymous";
Quotation[2] = "“There was never an angler who lived but that there was a fish capable of taking the conceit out of him”......Zane Grey";
Quotation[3] = "“Any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming”......John Steinbeck";
Quotation[4] = "“Only the game fish swim upstream”......John Trotwood Moore";
Quotation[5] = "“Life is too short not to go fishing”.....Anonymous";
Quotation[6] = "“Fishing is not just for weekends anymore”......Anonymous";
Quotation[7] = "“It is not a fish until it is on the bank”.....Irish Proverb";
Quotation[8] = "“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing poles”......Doug Larsen";
Quotation[9] = "“Work is something I do in-between fishing trips”......Dwight D. Eisenhower";
Quotation[10] = "“I would rather catch the poorest steelhead than the grandest bass”......former president Jimmy Carter";
Quotation[11] = "“Last year over 38 million Americans applied for a fishing license. Only 1.9 million applied for a marriage license. This proves that fishing is 20 times more popular than marriage”......Dennis Lewis";
Quotation[12] = "“Treat a captured steelhead with respect for its beauty, battle and rareness”......Milt Keiser";
Quotation[13] = "“The Gods don't count the days spent fishing against man's allotted time on this earth”......unknown";
Quotation[14] = "“Old Steelheaders never die, they just wade away”......Richard Gozinya";
Quotation[15] = "“There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the bank looking like an idiot”......Steven Wright";
Quotation[16] = "“Game fish are to valuable to be caught only once”.....Lee Wulff";
Quotation[17] = "“My biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it”.....Koos Brandt";
Quotation[18] = "“I am haunted by waters”.....Norman Maclean";
Quotation[19] = "“The best time to go fishing is when you can get away”.....Robert Traver";
Quotation[20] = "“Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths”.....Jimmy D. Moore";
Quotation[21] = "“It is only the inexperienced and thoughtless who find pleasure in killing fish for the mere sake of killing them. No sportsman does this”.....W.C. Prime";
Quotation[22] = "“There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind”.....Washington Irving";
Quotation[23] = "“There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm”.....Patrick McManus";
Quotation[24] = "“For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish”.....John H. Bradley";
Quotation[25] = "“Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that is is not the fish they are after”.....Henry David Thoreau";
Quotation[26] = "“All fisherman are liars except you and me and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure about you”.....unknown";
Quotation[27] = "“Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy”.....William Sherwood Fox";
Quotation[28] = "“I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent”.....Nick Lyons";
Quotation[29] = "“Everyone ought to believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing”.....unknown";
Quotation[30] = "“Then two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't”.....Patrick F. McManus";


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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();