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« Topic Start: January 25, 2012, 09:53:58 PM »

I found this ad in the "Gigs" section on Craigslist (so it must be legit). Who knows...I might be able to say I knew you when...Wink

New Reality Series Casting Call

Reality Series Casting Call -- open to the public Jan 25th to Feb 10th - 2012

We are looking for two women and two men who would like to star in a reality series.

The series is based on the harvesting of Alaskan salmon.

No experience necessary but acting skills are a plus.

The finalist will be flown to Alaska for a 12 week shoot.

Details:

Finalist will not be accompanied by any family members. There is absolutely no provisioning for family members, girlfriends, boyfriends, husband, wives or other relational people. Two men and two women will be grouped as girls against the guys. Each group will be in seperate locations. This project requires strict concentration without distractions. You will be allowed daily calls to your significant other and families free of charge. There are no phone restrictions or time limits EXCEPT: There will be no calls made or received during shooting and production hours.No information about the the show progress is to be leaked or discussed. Severe legal penalties WILL be imposed if cast leaks information during the shoot to anyone.

The cast will be placed in conditions that are related to the Alaskan wild. Cast will be supervised at all times to ensure safety. Although this is a reality series the cast will not be left in remote locations unattended. The cast is expected to perform to the best of their ability to harvest wild Alaskan salmon in accordance with state and federal laws. The salmon caught are not property of the cast. The salmon caught will be sold and proceeds of that sale will go to a charitable organization.

Cast will receive payment of each episode completed and syndication royalties thereafter. You are under contract and must complete all 12 episodes.

This series is not like Deadliest Catch or other extreme reality series. The salmon harvesting is performed from river banks or from small boats. Cast will not be exposed to life threatening dangers as seen on crab boats and other extreme reality series.

If you are interested in becoming a reality series star for our next production

Please call: 1-253-722-5849 between the hours of 7:30 am and 9:00 pm Monday thru Friday - Saturday thru Sunday 9:00 am to 9:00 pm

Professional services such as head shots, bios and processing are conducted at our location.


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« Reply #1: January 25, 2012, 11:13:16 PM »

I'm guessing scam.  And, pretty sure they can't sell sport caught Salmon
in Alaska.

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« Reply #2: January 25, 2012, 11:32:17 PM »

Thats some funny shiat right there!  laugh

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« Reply #3: January 26, 2012, 10:16:19 AM »

Scam? dang so I got abs airbrushed on for no reason?

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« Reply #4: January 26, 2012, 12:50:07 PM »

Craigslist is full of these kinds of ads (not necessarily about fishing), poorly worded and obviously fishy (pun intended).

Can you sell recreationally caught fish in Alaska?  If not, will all these people be obtaining commercial licenses?

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« Reply #5: January 27, 2012, 08:01:11 AM »

Porno.

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« Reply #6: January 29, 2012, 05:14:01 PM »

Well, I went to the audition in hopes that Joe was right, Wink I didn't get the part but they said they would call me for "The Biggest Loser 2012". laugh


I might even start a new calendar line; Fishermen in Womens' Waders.  laugh

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